Well I decided I need a release for stress. I saw my friend Tanner doing the same thing about music, and putting his frustrations down on paper so to speak seemed to do him some good. Truth be told this is more for me than for you; but if you get a laugh out of it or find something I say enlightening I'm glad I could help. I'll usually post pictures to illustrate a point or make an outrageous comparison, or maybe a video that shows what I'm talking about. Comments and Crit. are welcome and appreciated.
I don't really have an over arching theme or specific topic (other than that most of it will be about things that piss me off or I find incredibly stupid.) So I'll just dive in:
I attend PCC (Portland Community College) and I was at the library the other day because I had arrived early before a math test. I had just sat down with my netbook (and was actually thinking of starting this blog or something similar to it) when I noticed a strange, mushy wet sound coming from somewhere in the lounge. I looked around until I found the source. A girl sat on her boyfriend's lap, and they were going to town on eachother's tonsils. After nearly losing my lunch, I got pretty annoyed. It was just plain disgusting. I immediately thought back to the highschool lovebirds that would make out in heavy traffic hallways. What was the purpose? A romantic or intimate moment was out of the question; it was too public. I came to the conclusion that it must be for attention. Why else would you do this in front of hundreds of people that both pass by the giant glass windows of the lounge and the constant traffic in the library lounge? maybe not consciously, but it had to be a big part of it. eventually someone walked over and asked them to leave and find a more private place because they were disturbing the other students in the library. They looked at the lady as if she had just intruded in on some private intimate moment that they were going to remember for the rest of their lives. I wish they would remember that moment; but as the moment they realized they were being attention whores. The whole situation wasnt helped by the fact that neither of them were even remotely good looking at all. It all re-affirmed my idea of attention being their main motive. A classic case of the ugly couple that is overly affectionate in public in order to receive attention, no matter if its positive or negative.
Now, I can understand a long kiss in public, maybe paired with a long embrace. But seriously people, no one wants to see you and your significant other making out in public. Its gross, vile, rude, and just plain embaressing. If you; (yes YOU who are reading these words right now) do this, then leave now. Never come back. I don't like you.
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